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50 Reasons a Dog is Better than a Man

1. Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.

2. A dog is better protection from intruders.

3. Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don't spend six hours on the phone trying to get tickets for France 98.

4. Dogs greet each other by sniffing bottoms. Men are far less polite.

5. Puppy love doesn't wear off so quickly with a dog.

6. You can be prosecuted for neglecting a dog.

7. Dogs can find their way back home - even after a really heavy night out.

8. Dogs can be trained not to lie on the bed. Men always lie in bed.

9. A dog can moult without becoming obsessed about premature baldness.

10. Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word "NO!"

12. When dogs beg, it's cute. When men beg it's pathetic.

13. A 'King Charles' is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.

14. You can also call a dog schitzu without offending it.

15. "Working like a dog" is strenuous. Working like a man is, er - not.

16. You can fondle your dog in the park without being arrested.

17. A dog will encourage you to lose weight by taking more exercise. A man will just remark on how big your bum looks.

18. Dogs do not attack other dogs for being a different colour.

19. Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.

20. You'd feel guilty about turning a dog out on the street.

21. A dog can take a barrel of brandy to a lost mountaineer without drinking ANY.

22. There aren't so many good reasons to keep a dog muzzled in public.

23. You can buy a dog's affection with a squeaky toy.

24. A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.

25. Most dogs are really good with children.

26. Dogs have a highly-developed sense of smell. Men, on the other hand, can quite happily wear the same pair of pants for a fortnight.

27. A dog is more useful for tracking down criminals.

28. Who did YOU miss most from Blue Peter - John Noakes or Shep?

29. A dog might actually take a bath of its own accord.

30. There's more chance of your dog being able to operate the video recorder.

31. You can buy a choke-chain for a dog.

32. A 16-year-old dog is very mature.

33. A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.

34. Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.

35. Dogs are easier to house-train.

36. Dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company.

37. A dog can look as though it understands what you're saying.

38. Dogs went into space first.

39. A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.

40. Dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis.

41. Being a dog's mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.

42. You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.

43. Saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren't half as appealing on a man.

44. A dog in a studded collar isn't kinky.

45. Few men would answer to 'Lassie'.

46. A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.

47. Dogs spend the day sniffing drugs only if they're with the police.

48. Dogs aren't obsessed with 'doing it man-fashion'.

49. A dog is a faithful companion.

50. A dog is for life.

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