How Dogs and Men are the Same
1. Both take
up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational
fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's
bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend
to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate
fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice
when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance
games.
11. Both are suspicious
of the postman.
12. Neither understands
what you see in cats
