How Many Dogs Does It Take To
Screw In a Lightbulb?
These are the answers from dogs
when asked "How
many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed
me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep
on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That
thing I just ate was a light bulb?