Top Ten Reasons To Have a Litter
10 - I love hair in my coffee.
9 - Never did like having a full nights sleep.
8 - Want my Vet
to get a new BMW.
7 - Thought the furniture looked too nice.
6 - Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon,
afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5 - Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't
want to pay a gardener.
4 - Neighbors didn't complain enough.
3 - Kids weren't enough of a challenge .
2 - If you can train and show one dog, why not ten?
1 - Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.