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"Dog Haiku"

I love my master;

Thus I perfume myself with

This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up

In the sunshine, happier than

You ever will be

Today I sniffed

Many dog butts - I celebrate

By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!

Paperboy - come to kill us all -

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!

Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!

Meter reader - come to kill all -

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!

Garbage man - come to kill all -