Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's
mine.
3. If I can take it from
you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while
ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must
never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something
up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like
mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's
mine.
9. If you are playing with
something and you put it down, it automatically becomes
mine.
10. If it's broken, it's
yours