Dog Quotes - I
"When
a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-- Edward Abbey
"The reason
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue." --Anonymous
"Dogs
feel very strongly that they should always go with you in
the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark
violently at nothing right in your ear." --
Dave Barry
"Dogs
need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing
all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they
are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
--Dave Barry
"A dog
teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." --
Robert Benchley
"A dog
is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." --
Josh Billings
"In order
to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will
ignore him." --
Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"Of all
the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath
is one of the most fond memories!" --
Dr. Tom Cat
"You enter
into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets." --
Nora Ephron
"We give
dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best
deal man has ever made" --M.
Facklam
"Dogs
love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to
mix love and hate." --Sigmund
Freud
"Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." --
Robert A. Heinlein
"Whoever
said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"To his
dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity
of dogs." --
Aldous Huxley
"Man is
a dog's idea of what God should be." --
Holbrook Jackson
"Anybody
who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
--Franklin P. Jones
"Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful." --
Ann Landers
"No animal
should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"Outside
of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of
a dog, it's too dark to read." --
Groucho Marx
"No one
appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does." --
Christopher Morley
"I wonder
what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl." --Penny
Ward Moser
"Did you
ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives." --
Sue Murphy
"If there
are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went." --Will
Rogers
"The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew
A. Rooney
"I wonder
if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." -- Rita
Rudner
"I loathe
people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves." --
August Strindberg
"If I
have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs
I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber
"If you
pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a
dog and a man." --
Mark Twain
"Ever
consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,
pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters
on earth!" --
Anne Tyler
"My dog
is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." --Joe
Weinstein
"There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." -- Ben
Williams
"Cat's
motto No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it." --
Unknown
"He is
your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You
are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful
and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him
to be worthy of such devotion." --
Unknown
"If your
dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." --Unknown
"In dog
years, I'm dead." --
Unknown
"Money
will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag
of his tail." --
Unknown
"Some
days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
-- Unknown
"Things
that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
Dane." -- Unknown
