How Dogs Are Better Than
Women
Top ten reasons why a dog is better than
a woman
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes
on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom
to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you
forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous
dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you
pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's
Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog
is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.
