Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
Top 10 Reasons
Dogs Don't Use Computers
10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e
2w9igtjh;pa3wds (Too hard to type with paws)
9. "Sit" & "stay"
were hard enough; "delete" & "save"
are out of the question.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks
refuse to work.
7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.
6. Involuntary tail wagging
is dead giveaway he's browsing purina.com
5. Fire hydrant icon simply
frustrating.
4. Can't help attacking the
screen when he hears, "you've got mail".
3. Too messy to mark every
Web site he visits.
2. Fetch command not available
on all platforms.
1. Can't stick his head out
of Windows 98.
