How Many Dogs Does
It Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
These are the answers from
dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put
in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.
Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
Lab: Oh,
me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep
Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?
