Seeing Eye Dogs
There were
two buddies one with a German Shepherd and the other with
a Chihuahua. The guy with the German Shepherd says to his
friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something
to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there.
We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the German Shepherd says, "Just follow
my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the German
Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to
walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, man,
no pets allowed."
The man with the German Shepherd says, "You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck,"
so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk
in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? You
mean to tell me, that they gave me a Chihuahua?!"
