Soap and Water
A minister was asked
to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was
a bad housekeeper but agreed.
When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes
were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were
these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running
his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied,"They're as clean as soap and water could
get them". He felt a bit uncomfortable, but blessed
the food anyway and started eating.
It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty
dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside
and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"
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