Top Ten Reasons To Have
a Litter of Puppies
10 - I love hair in my coffee.
9 - Never did like having
a full nights sleep.
8 - Wanted my Vet to get
a new BMW.
7 - Thought the furniture
looked too nice.
6 - Love the sounds of puppies
in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn,
etc.
5 - Garden and backyard
needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
4 - Neighbors didn't complain
enough.
3 - Kids weren't enough
of a challenge .
2 - If you can train and
show one dog, why not ten?
1 - Wanted to see if spouse
really meant those vows.
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